the #6 from wendy's when stoned is definitely better than sex. i dont care what anyone says.
Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
i swear to god her finding her clit was like looking for a sock in a dryer full of beach towels
I told him that all frat guys do it... it was that easy to get him to go down on me.
I just learned in bio that our sole purpose for life is to have sex.. so your high number is acceptable. its actually lacking.
Slept on the counter again. Mom covered me in an apron.
bringing a ziploc bag full of Jim Beam to the movies may not have been the best idea.
He took shrooms and didn't want anyone to touch him. He kept saying he was a chip and he didn't want to break.
my bowl and the doses are under your mom's passenger seat
repeat: THERE IS LSD AND THC IN YOUR MOM'S CAR. HELP ME HELP US AVOID FELONIES
There were two girls and a guy on a bed and now i can put porn director on my resume.
Also what is the name of Americas thing where we had a holy obligation to expand westward? I'm going name my new lighter that.
Also this guy fingered me at the bar and then gave me his card
I try not to have friends with attractive fathers, it only brings my morals down.
That was when I yelled "Wisconsin powers activate!" and took off sprinting across the ice
Had sex outside for the third time last night. Mosquito bites all over my ass, and i think i have a rash on my nipples. When will i learn.
Just wait till winter
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