Hey sorry i havent responded. i threw up on my phone while i was sleeping
He ate me out. It was like watching him trying to win a pie eating contest
Relationship's official after skype sex--college kid at his finest.
All he said was "Yeah, there's a lot of air down there. And penis."
just got off the metro to throw up and got back on like it ain't no thang
really making moves this morning i see
Did you get drunk last night? You put Christian lyrics as your fb status again.
Just puked up hair, tacos and vodka. Hello Memorial Day weekend.
Remember when spice girls "Two Become One" came on just as we were about to fuck? talk about a boner jam
You're just horny.
Yea, and? I appreciate you as a person too if that helps.
It's that time of the week again where I begin to ponder life's great questions like, "What will my pathetic excuse for a future look like?" and "Why tacos?"
He used the expression "my couch is your couch" as a come on line.
If it goes near your penis, it should not go near the Hawks.
Like the friend zone has no room for winks
I've decided to become a librarian so I can drunkenly quote The Mummy and have it be legit.
I just said "you do you" to my penis.
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