I saw those LARP guys in the street again. One is hot, the other looks like Corey Fieldman's retarded son.
i think im having one of those erections lasting four or more hours
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
if you were to get worldwide popularity from playing guitar with a plastic yellow bat while drunk on YouTube, would you hate me?
For the record, a bath beer is far superior to a shower beer...
So can you tell me who's underwear is on the cat?
yeah, but the likliness of me finding my husband at a party where the facebook event is titled "NEW YEARS EVE SHIT SHOW" is highly unlikely
I just used a baby fork as a roach clip. I am totally the cool aunt.
Just got assigned a beer bong as hw in fluids to demonstrate the inverse of pascals principle. I love this prof
True love: he brought me a margarita while was in the shower. He's a keeper.
It just makes me feel nauseous. And I don't want to feel nauseous when all I really want is to get off.
I just realized I'm currently not eating carbs, drinking alcohol or having sex. 2014 is off to a horrible start.
I have like three friends I don't have sex with, what did you expect
He talked me out going to the bar. No one ever talks me out going to the bar..this is fucking love.
why the hell are you crying over taco bell?
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