Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
We fucked in my basement while hiding from the cops.. And now his Facebook picture is him and others holding up there MIP's in front of my house.. I feel obligated to add him as a friend.
Mcdonalds hasn't even finished serving breakfast yet and u two are getting drunk?
IT'S SUMMA TIME
ITS SUMMA TIME NOT BE HIGH ALL THE TIME TIME
THEY'RE THE SAME THING
Can I please come dance in my bra to destiny's child with you? I'll bring the wine and the glitter
No seriously you guys are gonna get arrested
Do me a favor I want you to reach down the front of your pants and underwear and just feel around for a while... if you happen to find your balls then join us
Im shooting goldshlager and waxing my crotch
By god, his vagina is better looking than mine.
In Punta Cana for my bachelor trip, hopefully tomorrow my passport is blacklisted
I shouldn't have that kind of responsibility when the prospect of being high is readily available. All I could do was hula hoop and smoke cigarettes last night. My remembrance of anything important was out the window.
Pray for me. I just had a sex dream about Debbie Wasserman-Schultz.
Is there something wrong with us? Seriously.
Possibly, but I'd rather not fix it.
I'm sitting in my car avoiding a customer. Apparently the new year hasn't affected my attitude nor work ethic
I now know he's been cheating for a while. I also know HER name, address, phone number, Facebook account, religion and zodiac sign. I feel like I'm earning my restraining order. Point is, never fuck over a librarian.
we decided to take the jello everclear shot at the party...didnt think it tasted any different....o dear god...the regret..
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