Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
Dude. My sister is off limits. Touch her again and I'll rip off your dick and force feed it to you.
I accept this challenge.
Just topless shotgunned a bud light alone. I am about to peer mentor the shit out of these freshmen.
2nd semester senior, always drunk. at this point if i don't get a good parking spot, i turn around and drive home
we used the bottom of a tampon for coke since no one had a 20 on them. My life has resisted to this.
How does "I'm not drinking tonight" turn into body shots?
im failing my bio class b/c he booty calls me wednesday nights at 6 like clockwork
Don't blame me for eating all the ham.. I gave it out to people, so at most I'm guilty of ham distribution
I think my multiple attempts of taking his life, no matter how unintentional they were, has put a damper on our friendship
Oh you don't have to buy a shower curtain, I stole the one from her bathroom. It has dolphins on it.
Just realized I probably only have one more wedding where I can say I fucked the bride.
Things you Cant unsee: When your smartphone syncs to your dads laptop and downloads photos...including his porn stash.
omg his dad is hot
... I'm currently away at the moment. Leave a msg since I cannot express how much I can't help you stop ruining peoples lives.
He asked me if I wanted to blow his whistle and proceeded to pull out an actual whistle.
And then she proceeded to tell us that blowing your brother made her feel like part of the family. At this point you were still pretending to be a cat. Need I give another reason she can't live with us?
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