i met him on craigslist. and no i'm not a hooker.
I just found out the guys at work had a bet as to who could sleep with me before i move away.
Who won?
All of them.
dude i just made a burrito by wrapping 2 packs of scooby snacks with a fruit roll up. im so high
Oh please. You given/recieved a handjob out in public. I think that shy ship has sailed.
Just walked by a yard full of girls wearing bikinis. I did my best to stare.
Dude someone is playing the piano in the other room while I shit and it's making it really peaceful
He still hasn't made a move, so I slept with his brother last weekend. Maybe sibling rivalry will motivate........
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
She's the second Ashley to meet and blow me in the same night. Sensing a trend.
Fulfilled a bucket list goal last night. Borrowed a dollar from a stripper to buy smokes
God bless Atlanta.
We just stood there eating chocolate chip pancakes, watching you sleep on the bathroom floor.
Holy shit last night was like the irresponsible Olympics for me
It was a recodring of you having sex ! It was like an ape and a dying mongoose at a buffet Xoxoxo
because nothing says “let’s fucking rage” like getting a compensation letter and some company stock
are you comparing glasses to pregnancy
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