Nope, Im Irish and pissed with some drunk mixed in...therefore punching things is the best solution to every problem.
yeah my walk of shame consisted of driving on the wrong side of the road at 6am still drunk with cum drying in my hair and left eye.
My goal for the party is to get everyone in a diaper. Reasonable?
dude i dnt kno how, but i think theres a tampon in my butt
Is it weird if I ask my drug dealer to prom? Be honest.
she came to the game with a camelback filled with booze. except it was only the bag part so she duct taped to her back
so i may have indirectly taught my 13 year old campers how to give blowjobs.
And apparently midway I said "hurry up and finish so we can talk about what a bad idea this was"
We were thinking he might be gay. Like how the fuck do you not even make out with a girl that made you a grilled cheese
i would like you to please flash back to us blacked out in the bathroom when you told me i needed to take one for the team and have a threesome with you and jon to help your relationship. you then told me you had no issue putting ghb in my drink to make it happen.
The other guys kept waking up so I hid... Like, dick in mouth, hiding in his sleeping bag
Long story short I'm making an I'm sorry card for a girl I dont remember having sex with
She fell off the bed and giggled until she passed out naked. It was really weird.
Probably not gonna date her.
What's life without a pregnancy scare?
I'm now using my vagina for good, not evil. Trying to restore balance to the force.
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