Have you learned any life lessons?
I like big butts and I cannot lie.
if I could go back to kindergarten and not fuck up my life, I so would.
So I am just swinging blind here, but I am guessing that blood in your sinus is not ideal
My shirt is ruined. If I ever get the idea of doing a tequila shot through my nose ever again, shoot me.
You know how hard it is to drive a dirtbike down a road with 2 plants of weed on your lap. Fucking hard
I was tripping so hard I was disappointed when I pulled back the shower curtain and shrek wasn't standing there
I would think I was a stalker too if I wasn't myself
I'm having flashbacks from last night. Did I admit to pausing Whitney's funeral because I was watching porn? I believe I did.
He told me I was 100% better then porn then passed out nto the cake
I used to put Bugles on my penis and pretend it was a wizard.
I'm treating this like a real date. My boobs aren't even out.
I'm so proud, I have tears
I just want to emotionally destroy him but also find out how big his dick is so this is perfect
Really, who hasn't had sex on your bed?
ME.
Alas my dad DD'd me. Legit cock blocked to the highest degree
It was like the icing on a beautiful fuck boy cake.
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