Hehe I wanna Australian kiss.. Its like a French kiss but down under ;)
I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
dude I heard her through my door. She sounded like you were holding her head under water and they letting her up for air. I recorded that shit
Gotta love hanging with Nat. By the time guys realize she isnt going home with them, they've spent enough money and time to think I'm a good idea.
I got spanked with a cardboard tube. Apparently he used to be a percussionist. Who favored marching band tunes. It was weird.
he told me he was a chubby chaser.. then winked. i'm signing up for a gym pass as we speak
It's like my butt was the only innocence I had left and now I don't even have that.
I just remember being happy that I got that toilet fixed so I had somewhere close to throw up
They ran out of toilet paper, so I had a girl rip down the streamers so I could wipe.
he wouldnt let me in bed until i took off all the stickers i was covered in
Let's go. I'm waiting for my time to shine among the stars of never never land. Make sure you bring my Peter Pan costume this time. Shit's bout to get real glittery.
he couldn't get a boner so he asked me to sing you shook me all night long to his penis. I think it was weirder that it actually worked
I just need some breakup sex yanno like filthy wish fulfilling breakup sex to make me forget what I never had
We were walking to the bar with a group of people and literally made 4 stops in people's lawns garages or random walls for him to eat me out
Just witnessed a man yell "gonna catch a slut!" at himself in the mirror while doing bicep curls at the gym.
I was...perplexed.
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