she needs to learn to take compliments like she takes dicks.
I didnt expect it either. But she was there and I had a boner, so i made it happen.
He brought over a 20 dollar bottle of wine. Who does that? This is college.
hows the party?
ists fjcssing insceredle
be there in 10
Important life lesson - flammable and inflammable mean the same thing
i mean, we fucked on the futon in the garage where his band practices. pretty sure im now obligated to like his band on facebook.
Two bottles of champagne and half a pizza later, I'm crying myself to tears watching The Nanny. Happy finals week.
Just found bud in my hair....gotta love curls
I was busy. But now I'm about to consume alcohol and chicken. We shall see where this takes us. Maybe to the moon, maybe to the floor. I have no idea.
Hows the party lookin?
At a live sex show right now. Not sure about the employee party
I broke my heels and ended up on a random party bus where I passed out after a brief stripper pole incident.
And we had three hours of crazy sex then his roommate ate pizza off me while I was sleeping.
I woke up next to a box of cheese bread it was super romantic
Your aunt just offered to blow me for a ride home....how did you end up such a prude?
Guess who's now on the no-fly list? If you guessed me, you'd be right.
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