i wore my purity necklace wen we fucked. but its ok cuz simplified was blasting in the background
hahahaha. im glad listening to simplified justifies breaking ur promise to god
Disney World has no open container laws. Ohmygod this place is even cooler than it was when I was ten.
I remember sucking his bleeding finger and then it's all black until he had his hand down my pants.
i can barely draw a stick figure let alone shave a heart into my pubes
I can get head just about anywhere nowadays so that's not much of an incentive, coffee on the other hand...
You left your underwear on the fireplace
Someone just took a shot from my crotch. I should not have to drive home
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
My clothes are covered in blood and I feel like I drank a gallon of elephant cum...it's safe to say I'm hungover
Umm... How do I tell my roommate someone shot a speargun through the wall? On a side note, cliff shot a speargun for the first time.
Throwing up in his bed is not a step up in your relationship
I'm doing blow on my fuzzy rug
Come join me
I'm on the bus, watching a girl shush her balloons.
she comes in perfect pitch. hook up with more singers.
I was going down on her and she started whistling "Whistle while you work." I'm in love.
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