Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
I never want a future conversation of ours to include the words "quart of semen" in it
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
I knew it was different as soon as you told me you slept with him and didn't tell me about his dick
She's legit crying about wanting more sex. Holy shit.
my resolution for 2011 is to fuck him whenever he wants it. this year I'm going above and beyond the call of booty.
Granted I did fall into a pond wearing your dress, but I did save a frog in the process so I think it was worth it.
There's a stoned dwarf chilling in the basement here. Maybe there are redeemable qualities about this place.
she just stared at nothing and then looked at me and goes, "that's a weird place to put the wall"
So apparently using the emergency exit of the bar as a bathroom is frowned upon in this establishment...
i cant believe we used adam and eve as a sexting theme last night
Lets think Pancakes and sausages into existence
He's hot....knda sweaty, drunk smells like feet....but he's hung like a whale....so in other words totally your type
Couch. On fire.
i just swapped my iPhone for a happy meal. this is greg btw, the hooker let me borrow her phone
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