On blowjobs: "If you decide to go there, you finish the job. No complaining." I don't care if it sounds like she's talking about Iraq, I'm in love.
He's married, a coworker, and a smoker. not sure which personal rule broken i'm most ashamed of...
The bartender just told me he would have me face down in his pillow by the end of the night. I hate when you make me go to gay clubs.
Bachelor party turned 19 hour search and rescue in the mountains. nbd
Somewhere along the night we ended up at a food lion giving jello shots to high school girls.
I am listening to lecture and I can hear us in the background talking about anal beads.
2nd year in a row being a arrested before school starts...tradition at its finest
Do I have to formally apologize to Brett for flashing him?
you slapped the bag of goldfish out of her hands and screamed, "BITCH THIS AINT NO AQUARIUM". That's how fucked up
Why does 2015 have to start with so many regrets?
I told her to to let go of her rationtal thoughts and just enjoy the fact that i was going down on her till she passed out from sheer orgasmic pleasure.
I think he bit my vagina. Who does that?
we are eating waffles in the pillow fort. Still think you're too straight for a threesome?
I'll be right over.
It involves me, my best friend, and a stripper and her mother.
He in a way got kinda cockblocked by Jesus
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