I have a feeling that after last night, i'm not just going to hell. i'm going to hell on a full scholarship. free admission bitches
he took his pants off right in front of me then just stood there so i went for his boxers and he said he was waiting till marriage
the entire lecture hall sighed when the prof announced that there will be an exam on 4/20
Is it appropriate to get drunk, stand up at the wedding and make a toast to "the time the lovely bride asked me to come on her chest"?
our generation is not ready to get married
I just banged two guys while dressed like an angel. I love this holiday.
3 girls crying in the bathroom at the bar. Its like a Christmas song
I know. My only sports are biking to buy drugs and running from the police.
BEST FEELING EVER: Standing in a hot fucking shower, while super baked, while eating a cookie.
You eat cookies in the shower?
And I really REALLY don't feel like cleaning cinnamon off my penis tonight.
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
trust me, you don't know shame until you're in a peacock costume getting CPR by random dudes
I don't care how sexy you think I look in my scrubs. Wanting a blow job is not a medical emergency.
Bumble is fuckin insane here. I'm going to break a hip.
I just want you to know that i deffinately saw the baby clothes, and didn't freak out and still had sex with him. I'm going to hell.
She was screaming and crying about how she couldn't find her middle finger. Then, she threw her body on to the pavement. Thats the last time we buy a freshmen a handle.
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