Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
May i just say it is extremely difficult to pee in a cape
the best part is my dad got arrested for the same thing at the same bar 30 years ago... so he cant be mad
M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
The pine trees are waving at me.
Put the pipe down honey.
Hi trees.
"Whiskey Cheerios" was a terribly great idea.
He asked if I wanted a dutch rudder. 1.) Who says that? 2.) How exactly does one do that with a girl?
guess who's bored in chemistry researching how to sneak weed through airport security in her vagina?
i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum
Apparently it is frowned upon to ask the bouncer to stop pointing his flashlight in your face and step back so you can puke....and then do it
Look, opening a Guinness with a steak knife and nearly cutting your finger off to make another carbomb is always a good idea.
I'm gonna send you a dick pic now just so your uncomfortable at work
I can't give advice right now, I have a yeast infection.
I told him I wanted to get on him and ride him to Montana. It didnt end like i thought it would.
It's nice doing the walk of shame at 530 am, the birds are chirping, campus is empty, and it's dark so noone can see who the Fuck you are
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