i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
I woke up, mistook him for my ex, and started screaming. It was all that chest hair. I don't think this relationship is going anywhere.
i think the world will end when pigs can fly. think about it, everyone says blah blah when pigs fly. so shit would be going down if they ever can.
oh fuck your right
So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
U have to come, I miss the sound of you throwing up.
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
I want to just live in between your butt cheeks.
My roommate walked in naked grabbed my hand and pulled me into her room to see her randoms dick.
Yeah she let me pull the goalie and wear my USA flag like a cape since it was the first day of the world cup
He's like a unicorn and I just wanna domesticate him
I someohow managed to lose my butt plug in tne midst of moving to B.C. and I am not a happy camper.
He wore a t-shirt that had an arrow pointing to his crotch and "DO IT FOR THE VINE" on it.
At least he's honest about how long he'll last.
Also, I had mind-blowing sex on a pool table
Who put my cat in the fridge?
I called to inform you I may or may not be getting laid tonight ...
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