ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
Sitting in the library lobby in the middle of exam week. Drunk. Dressed as santas slutty helper. Waiting for the student shuttle service. People are clapping for me as they walk by. Tell me how this isnt college
.....woke up with a tube of cinnamon buns in my pocket, i miss you
No, this is a senior booty call. It cannot be ignored.
Using your ex girlfriend's little brother to pick up women at the a&p: priceless
Would it be sharing too much to tell you that my nipples hurt so much that I couldn't comfortably go down the stairs?
Vague recollection of me ripping your shirt off at the bar... I hope I asked first, otherwise that's real rude.
Hot Damn Cinnamon Schnapps make me feel like the sun is punching me in the face and a bear is sleeping inside me.
I just traded 5 cigarettes for a sandwich on they greyhound.You owe me 5 cigarettes. I told you I would get hungry.
Do you have a moment to talk about our lord and savior, Kendra's boobs?
I've finally given up enough on finals week to wear the same shirt three days in a row, because I didn't take my hoodie off for the first two.
i spent my Thursday drinking before noon and not wearing pants
I assure you, it was not a Porn Hub Bee Movie parody.
You know, I'm starting to enjoy brazilians. One day I'm going to make a therapist very very happy.
would you eat cereal with weed in it
who is this???
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