If God had a period, it would result in diet faygo redpop
Just saw an Asian kid crash into the bike rack with his bike. I love sitting outside the engineering building.
Like... Chilling at home with a movie, hang out? Or have sexual intercourse in the backseat if his car, hang out?
I told her she has a very organized vagina; somehow she took offense.
I woke up at 5:47 in the morning to you peeing on my parents bedroom floor. I think we've established that you have a limit .
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
YES please come visit. Lets go get belligerent. I won't even pepperspray you
Dude, I'm trippin balls. For real, I thought this bag on my floor was my dog for the longest time...
Omg the world wants us to be better people
I refuse
She has a bong hits for Jesus shirt. Of course I'm going to like her.
I cuddled with a man named Pickles
Its a good night when you get to makeout with a cowboy
Should we make a shared Google doc list of places we want to fuck? Like a scavenger hunt?
I'd rather explain to the cops why I'm naked than why I'm drunk.
You ran up to my room. I was naked. You refused to leave without drugs. I love you.
Randomize
