so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
Ryan just walked out of his frat house with a case of beer, a 6 dollar bottle of vodka, and a pillow. He's good to go.
Congratulations, you fucked a nickle into me.
he has a puerto rico area code and says his name is johnny cash. extremely suspect
We are not turning the camelbak into a beer bong
i had them turn on teen mom at the bar so i wouldnt be tempted to go home and make babies with the guy next to me
I've never felt so epic in my entire life as I do right now, my bare testicles staring down the ocean itself
Dude..this is the third year in a row me and him have fucked at a super bowl party..does that count as a tradition?
OMGGG I JUST SAW A REAL OWL JUST CHILLING ON TOP OF A SIGN POST. I WALKED UP TO HIM AND SAID HOO HOOOOO AND HE TURNED HIS HEAD AT ME AND WAS LIKE YEAHHH BRO
Vodka drinking games. Where you wake up next to a douche lord and see your thong in the blinds.
Is your gma going to be okay with me passed out drunk on the ground
Thanks for that golden cinnamony goodness that flowed from your fake tits last night haha
Next year, please remind me not to be at a damn Super Bowl party with screaming children whose parents can't control them. I will sell the little suckers to the fucking circus passing through town.
Also, you fell asleep with you hand on and around my cock last night.
On a scale of 1-10 I’m at biblical violence
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