fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
Where are you? I just made a vodka + cranberry & I’m going to drive there & throw it in your face
End of the semester and I banged 14 freshman. I'm like my own welcome to college orientation guide.
you should have seen his reaction to my boobs, it was like he just met god
I just realized i came back home with my lei that one night. How do i forget my bra but remember my lei?
You would think that someone would have been sober enough to object to vodka bong races.
Sometimes you gotta take the crosseyed stripper. fuck it
That's the last time I do shots near a campfire.
My mom ate salad out of the vodka bowl
how did we start talking about space blow jobs?
Hey ask him if he likes swappy seconds
EW HE JUST SNAPPED ME A NUDE BUT HE CENSORED HIS DICK BY COLORING IT I DID NOT ASK FOR THIS
Who else has a jello penis in their fridge?!
I was trying to type "I just want you naked" and it put "I just want you baked"
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
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