So drunk, too bad you don't want this
I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
you were so high you were expressing yourself in action figures
okay. this is james and youre probably never ever gonna see me again unless i really really really want some pussy. sorry.
This creepy guy was following me and i hid in the bushes. i could say i was high as an excuse but honestly it was straight up fun.
This from the guy I found eating salad out of a pot lid in his boxers on his porch last night.
He asked if I smoke and I said "only fools like you on the basketball court!" Then I started crying. I think I'm about to have my period.
Dude, this is like the 4th time today I've had to use cruise control for a 25mph zone. This hangover is never fucking gonna end.
I just look @ having a child spit on you as another form of birth control. I think my ovaries just tied themselves in a knot.
Neat. I'm thinking about growing a handlebar muffstache. What are your thoughts on this?
Best ethics paper a stoner could write. I called my professor Dr. Superfly Arandia. And I'm pretty sure I used "respect the hustle" somewhere in there too.
I fit in backpacks. BOOM HERE I AM! Like a stripper from a cake.
Yeah so then I used the selfie stick his mom gave me to take nudes
At one point in the night, as we were running from the cops, I clearly remember you yelling "little gnomes are tickling the insides of my body!" ...that high.
Two grav bong hits and a shower later and I'm ready for company
It's like you say things that speak to my soul on a deep personal level
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