She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
low key just jizzed in a chinese food container
His mom took away his car and made him quit his job.
HE'S 26!!!
turn left when you see the girl thats puking on the sidewalk. she hasnt been moving much so she makes a good street marker
Dude...disintegrating condoms. Think about it. For all the guys that wanna go raw dog but their girls won't let them, and for the girls that wanna get pregnant but their guys don't want a kid. What do you think?
I think you've been hitting the soco too hard again.
I understand that I gave you a nose bleed with a cheeto last night and for that I apologize
did we decide the 'sorry about the threesome' cake was too flippant?
I went to the bathroom, came back, and my friend was sleeping leaning up against the stripper pole.
This 35 year old just told me that he was headed to the dance floor and it was about to get real dangerous......was that an invite?
I literally paid cover, got kicked out. Tried to explain that I was just clumsy, but mispronounced it. Then I got pissed off, stormed out..and clotheslined myself on a velvet rope. How was your night?
My night was too much. My morning is even more. Help. I need to teleport the fuck out of here.
I had to help him get his zipper down in front of his dad so he could pee in the bushes. That Is what moonshine does to you.
I swear you won't find cereal in your washer machine again.
Still riding the magical train of drugs so, yeah, Id say I feel great
Ever been to a strip club with one stripper? I have. And she sucked.
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