i'm pretty confident that i watched a woman making love to a german shepherd.
I couldnt find her vag and just started laughing uncontrollably. She was not pleased. Neither was i.
So i've def seen the girl running for student body VP getting fingered in a bar.
Just got a hand job during Charlie St.cloud I honestly never thought Id thank Zac Efron fir one of his movies but thank you
his mom gave me my lost underwear folded up along with the rest of my christmas present. tell me this cannot be happening.
... They left for 10 minutes and came back with a lobster he's in the toilet downstairs
FYI I just found your friend. Asleep. In. My. Kayak. In. Pool.
So would it be tacky to offer my services as a future attorney as an engagement gift for her?
Can't a woman sleep on the floor in her own apartment in peace without being judged?
This guy keeps going off in the metal detector. When is it appropriate for me to punch him in the throat just in case?
Please don't mistake my med student status for responsibility. I'm drinking tequila while studying vascular surgery techniques.
im not letting a little injury get in the way of my alcoholic/drug problems. we ARE getting turnt tonight.
He's finally divorcing her, so naturally he tells me that we're not exclusive anymore. His penis 'wants what it wants' apparently.
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
IT'S PERFEFT
... what?
HIS DICK. IT'S PERFECT. BYE.
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