If you're going to watch porn, can you atleast be considerate and watch it on my old laptop and not the new one?
yup. cregs moms pubic hair is still glued to the celing
i ordered 12 mcnuggets at mcdonalds and ended up getting 20. for free. miracles really do happen when your high.
theyll ask where you are and ill say on a date crying in a sombrero
like that time i did too much ghb at gay pride
This is absurd. I need a man. Or even a moderately-clean hobo will do at this point.
She wanted to to do it on top of a horse, I can't compete with that
I AM TEN TEQUIA SHOOTS ON AND I JUST SAW SOMEONE DO A BODY SHOT OFFF OF JESUS
THIS FEELS SO WROG AND OH SO RIGHT
New rule. No seeing movies about plane crashes after killer bong rips
Can I also remind you that we insisted on touching his mustache?
Well of course I remember it took up like 20 minutes of my night.
There is a special place in Hell for whichever one of you put Ben Gay on my dildo. It was a very uncomfortable April 1.
That's not a current picture, because if you look deep enough into my eyes you can still see morals. Not these days.
I hate being the only medical professional in the group. I always end up patching you guys or being the DD when I'm on call. I have problems I need to drown in booze too...
He walked in wearing nothing but a WWF belt and yelled "THE CHAMP... IS... HEEERE!!!"
You shouted "my financial aid just came in, who wants a shot?!" Half the bar followed
We were making eye contact while i was throwing up.
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