Had a 3 sum last night, and today food just taste better and the air seems so much fresher!
Still at the library. i hate tax accounting so much that i've started calling it potions...
I just criticized a porno's use of editing. Film school is ruining me.
Well, my mom brought up me being vague about losing my license and she gave me the intervention look. so i left before they could bring out their heartfelt letters...
Was I shouting at a fire engine last Friday?
I just had a flash of memory of me asking all of the girls if they were on their periods. If they said yes I said it made us moon sisters.
This guy just tried to hit on me on facebook. His most recent listed education is middle school. This is my life.
Lots of alcohol last night skiing this morning = me throwing up off chairlift
For the record we tried to find 4th of july porn. Did not turn out well.
You think he will forgive me for the paper being a week late if I bring him a beer?
...it's a 9am class...
That's fine. It's not illegal to bring ham into a museum.
Honestly after an incomprehensible political rant yoga seems like the best option at 2 am
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
Magyver!
R.I.P my virginity. TOD 12:37pm
I am going to constantly be reminded of you for the next couple of days because of how sore my vagina is. It's just the price I have to pay.
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