? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
I just hemmed my dress for halloween, never felt more like a man
kerrys trying to convince everyone in the bar shes a lesbian. cheers to not being the drunkest girl in the room. i probably wont piss myself tonight.
you decided to have a spaghetti fight but then you got greedy and decided to eat it all.
he doesnt exactly give off the "im mature enough to use my penis" vibe
there's just a random girl here singing about how much she loves fiber
There are empty beer cans all over and the go-kart is missing. I need it for my halloween costume.
I have pictures of you scratching against the sliding glass door on your knees screaming how you felt like a lamb.
You came in as I got off work, ordered us jack and cokes. Put them on my tab, and then proceeded to fall asleep on the bar.
This lumberjack with a huge beard is doing his group presentation in a dirty t shirt that says "I'm only 2 girls short of a threesome"
Setting up an obstacle course with ladders, hurdles, and a spring board to the pool. you down for drunk races through it later?
I just took the soggiest of beer shits and all i have to eat is shredded cheese and more beer. I need an adult.
And remember people can't hear you kick ass in space
I deleted your number after I found out you gave my brother head for drugs.
eating pizza to get the taste of dick out my mouth wby
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