Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
**i WaNt TO sLaP mY niECe wHO ThINks iT iS cUte tO WriTE LiKE tHiS**
you started puking right when a nickelback song came on..it was epic
these 2 russian guys walked past me and i got freaked out because i thought call of duty got real
This is much more drunk than i was intending for a wednesday
just puked in a purse in the store. some girl asked if i was gonna buy it now and i laughed and asked her why id want a bag some dude just puked in. her face looked like she saw the devil.
you wouldn't come out from under your bed because you said there were six-armed bears everywhere.
ohhh that explains the pepperonis I found in my sock drawer this morning...
no it doesn't.
my dentist asked me why my tooth was chipped, i told him i couldn't remember. i think he understands.
i was so worried that when his hands were down my pants he was going to find the weed i stole from him
He had the smallest penis i'd ever seen. I can see why he drinks his life away.
We got caught having sex in the bathroom by my professor. In accordance with tradition, we still brofisted. I think my grade went up considerably.
We found him. He was passed out in a McDonalds booth with at least 6 big Mac wrappers. The employee said he kept yelling that he was in America and had the freedom to have big macs. Fucking Italians...
But we made up last night and had unbelievably crazy sex tonight. I legit went blind for like 15mins from him choking me. It was awesome
Guess who cheated on their SATs? Also on the same line guess who's getting in to Princeton at damn near free of charge?
Not gonna make it. His stripper neighbors are playing a Super Bowl drinking game that involves removing my clothes
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