Pretty sure I went to the bar in my bathing suit, sweat pants, and high heels.
What baked good do you think says thanks for being a great tutor, lets bang?
had to split buying plan b over two cards. I will no longer challenge people to get on my level
not good my parents heard a big thud and found me passed out in the bathrrom abt an hr ago. hit my head arm and side. dont remember. real talk.
I apologize for violently hooking up with her in front of you in the jacuzzi last night.
No, man, we stole the housekeeper's key and we're just going room to room raiding mini fridges. Hurry
Logan has the vodka and snickers. We're making a run for it. Room 302
this speak and spell drinking game will be the death of us all.
I just stuck my fingers down her throat so she could puke. I mean what are friends for
Oh my god she just threw up on her dog
He was my first. He knew. He knew right there I was wrapped around his penis.
There is what appears to be urine on the woman's bathroom sink. I just have so many questions right now.
Do you sleep with the same women I've already slept with on purpose?
How many more of your relationships do I have to destroy before you realize sleeping with me isn't a good idea?
I never want to even look at fireball again because it reminds me of the night I died and then lived to tell the tale of how I died.
I love everything about him! His penis, his hair, his tattoos, his penis, his cat, his penis.
She fucked a bartender in a closed Applebee’s and has the nerve to call me easy
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