Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
...Then she just started hitting me with a loaf of bread.
Drunk
Deyhxbr
Fucaerrrrr
Just realized ive been sitting through all of lab with a condom in my bra.
yay hump day
He's a little cute, in a dorky, I-know-for-a-fact-his-cock-is-huge kind of way
You know how most people would take your keys when they don't want you to leave a party? Those 2 girls aren't most people. They took my pants instead.
if i ever get hit by a car or something and become paralyzed promise me youll still be here to hand feed me shots and light my bowls please
Dude. If I met a dinosaur right now. we'd totally be on the same page. Brainwaves and shit.
So your brother is gay after all... Just caught him making out with my brother... Apparently he's gay too
I'd like to thank you for ensuring I didn't die. Id also like to show you the most impressive bruise you will perhaps ever see
Found another bruise from Saturday #stopliquor2014
You're acting like you didn't chug fireball, like duh you have bruises you drunk betch
Like its not even midnight and I've already had enough of her for all of 2015
I was out of breath when we were getting started and he offered me his inhaler so he's a keeper
tinder day one and i already had more guys message me about "the girl with the big tits in my second picture" than about me. MY 17 YEAR OLD SISTER CAN GET LAID WITHOUT EVEN HAVING TO MAKING A PROFILE
to be fair she does have a great rack
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