Let's hustle tonight so we can relax tomorrow
Perfect. Like where your heads at
By relax I mean have sex
If a girl drunk dials you she's at least entertained the idea of sleeping w/ you correct?
YES
I feel kinda awkward using the Sesame Street themed Google to search for hot young pussy...
Sorry about last night..I didnt realize how drunk you were and when I closed the door it caused you to slam into the mirror...you'll probably piece together the puzzle when you read this and see your hand.
Yeah go get her. And don't bring her clothes I want her to walk back in her Christmas stocking dress. Take pictures.
It's like the sisterhood of the traveling vaginas over here
The only thought that went through my head was "that would be an absolute disaster" so of course I said yes
2nd year in a row being a arrested before school starts...tradition at its finest
Its a first. Never been peed on in a line to concert. First time for everything.
She kept telling me it was a squirtgun.
That's the 3rd time I've gone home with her and she passed out on me. I poured 6 boxes of cereal on her and left
She had like a side ponytail and hoop earrings though. And legwarmers. Like a horrible 80s nightmare. Don't drink and dream, dude.
It's not safe here. I had urgent and violent diarrhea last night, and I got blackout drunk. Please don't come over.
I think everyone at the office can tell I'm dehydrated
you mean still drunk
I've heard it both ways
Do you think if I explain to her I want to have loud, unprotected sex with her sister she'll understand?
I'm one bad relationship away from owning seven cats.
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