Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
I'm so drunk that I ordered a root beer at the bar. Whoops?
is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
you threw up in someones recycling bin and left a note apologizing. how drunk do you think you were?!
I swallowed and made him pancakes in the morning. I feel almost as desperate as Jennifer Aniston at this point.
I just saw a girl licking a cheeseburger wrapper. dont ever let me get that fat
I had 5 long islands and 2 alien brain hemorrhages…I am entirely certain that the "power hour to finish the night" idea was just too much.
i mean let's face it...the pregnant girl was really slowing us down.
Call me old-fashioned, but I don't think the words, "Finger my ass" should find their way into casual conversation.
yep you were here saturday. if you woke up smelling like vanilla i can explain.
You drink it until you puke in a vent one time and it's ruined forever.
While the bouncer was checking my purse, he found a bag of pasta noodles in it and asked me why I put them in my purse. I said to him: "So the guy knows I can cook."
So lets not base feelings on vagina tingles
Dude I just woke up with a dog sleeping on me.
I thought you didnt have a dog??
Exactly.
Can I use your boat
Also, what’s the deal with international water? Do they have signs out there like a city does or do I need a map?
WTH is going on? It’s the middle of the night
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