He yelled GOOOOAAAALLL when he came.
The way you explained my vagina was exactly the way I would of described my breakfast burrito.
'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
There are about 5 pictures of my dog taking a dump on my camera and 20 of Brandon taking one for "comparison" reasons.
Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
do not give him the "i just had sex cake" i repeat DO NOT give him the cake. things didn't go well
I just want him to slap me with his dick and call it love
I would never do this in real life. It's only college.
Tried to dodge fire in poncho. Fell through fence. Blood everywhere.
But I just had this pork pâté. It was dick grabbing.
Come out Saturday. It's for my lesbian daughter from the future birthday.
Nahh no judgin. Compliments to the balls are always heartfelt
If there is a heaven, that's what it will be. Bagel Bites and cunnilingus.
I gave him a BJ in the shower
I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
outside on the street drinkin, walked into a random house and asked to pee, some kid hands me a beer and says i have to chug it first
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