Let me tell you a story about the rise and fall of my self esteem
you'd think with how big her nose is she'd have a better smelling pussy..
He told me I took off my shirt, asked for the latino thunder and jumped on him. I want to question this but it sounds too much like me.
His body is just chiseled out of sex. I would let that man do anything to my body. Including fuck me while my parents watch
It's official, the cities waste management does not recycle porn.
Ok how about tonight me and you get laid together. Same girl. Then she signs our dicks.
As weird as it sounds I would totally be down
i don't remember going ever taking off my pants but my pubes are shaved into a K and kelsey is passed out in the shower.
Sounds like she has 4 first names. Like a sad version of Ricky bobby
Treating myself to outback while reading the entire manual that comes with my birth control in public. Is this what single has come to?
I told the emergency room nurse I didn't want to stop and ruin the moment. She said safewords are there for a reason. Super condescending. Got her number though.
Turns out it's a fake number.
I also fell asleep on the side of a tree so like I hit my lowest point there but it was a good time
Not as bad as when you were sitting in the pond getting fed water
Let's just grow old together and be the crazy ladies that sit on the park bench, drinking booze from flasks and loudly talk about people who walk by.
I dunno what to tell you sport. Short of having a shock collar on, you're gonna wanna hook up with people.
I might be a bit late, couldn't find my pants and had to go to the police station. Unrelated
It's officially "let him eat me out in a sundress with no panties" season. Needless to say the first date was a success.
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