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im pretty sure there are laws against slapping prostitutes
i'm pretty sure there are laws against prostitutes.
Believe it's possible to jerk off while watching the food network.
he emptied an entire bag of goldfish onto the bed and rolled around yelling the theme to jaws trying to eat them
So I managed to get the bitch who has been copying off me all semester in History to copy the names of Pokemon towns off my test.
We established that I was in 5th grade when she was in her final year of grad school. Her daughter is also in 5th grade.
My ex was there, the 2 girls I'm seeing showed up and I had a pocket full of VIP passes 2 the strip club. Had all the makings of an epic night but I fell asleep at the bar.
Actually some of the best sex I've had involved a lot of laughing.
How small IS your cock?
Is it too early in the day to be getting dressed for the strip club?
I do feel like I owe you an apology for trying to fuck your dad last night but in my defense everyone knows I shouldn't drink tequila.
We watched Purple Rain and then proceeded to have sex while listening to the album. If that's not exactly how Prince would want people to honor him, I don't know what is
Last night I made out with two lesbians while dancing with another girl. I'm pretty sure it wasn't even real life.
apparently ive been in a long term relationship for the past 1 1/2 years w/ out knowing
Just learned a very valuable life lesson. Never motorboat a cat when they have claws.
His relationship is over as soon as he sees my boobs. I’m going to titty fuck my way into his heart
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