Have you ever been so weak from sleep you couldn't push your poo out?
just thinking about him makes my vagina shudder.
all she kept saying was "harder" "mayo" and "who are you"
Blood drive hookups: you will probably faint during the sex, but at least you know neither of you has AIDS
well my dad not being home definitely made it less awkward to walk in carrying the bra I left wearing.
I dont think she was a real nurse but she was good at it. wish I rememebrd her name
I got shot at today. If that doesn't get me at least a blow job I give up working on the south side
This guy punched out a light, puked in the sink, stole the mailbox, then tried to tell ME that I had to leave the party... Then his dog shit on the floor.
she asked me to come back to her house where "hopefully her kids were asleep". that my friend is what i call a dealbreaker
I'm high and having a granola buffet this has got to be the healthiest I have ever been
Do u ever find yourself high af, watching American ninja warrior and crying at the athletes stories?
He was doing dishes, naked. I dropped to my knees and gave him head. Teamwork level- pro..
...Just hit my fuck buddy with my car.
So just spent 30 minutes of my life talking to my cousins friend who told me she buys cocaine from a pizza place by asking for extra Parmesan
what are you up to?
it's 8pm, i've already showered and gotten in bed. if you wanted to make plans u should have asked 3 months in advance
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