would it be rude to tell a homeless man that he should sell the lebron jersey and brand new nikes he's wearing if he's really that hungry
i just called corporate taco bell to ask about the life span of a chicken burrito.
I think any school that has COCKS written on it's baseball hats has their priorities straight.
I don't care how ugly she is, I can't turn down a free movie +bj. In this economy that's downright irresponsible
you know what its like when everyone is chanting "do it, do it"...still friends?
I should do something nice for her. Like sign her up for "What Not To Wear."
I think this baby is eyeing my beer
they're both coked to the gills having a shouting match about the powers and abilities of godzilla. and using the wikipedia entry on the topic to support their respective arguments.
I'll just dance on top of the ping pong table, and if it's stable enough for that, then it's stable enough for sex
Well that's the first time I've woken up with wet jorts
Was there a Canadian at your party or did I dream that?
He tried to tip me with his police badge...
and you didn't accept WHY?!
this is definitely the first time I've ever had an orgasm and then had potatoes smeared on me within the same hour
Nothing says "back to school" like walking in the first day with a hangover
You can tell by the way he cuddles that he's got mommy issues
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