why does hillary duff have a greatest hits album?
I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
It's like there's a party and my mouth and everyone's throwing up
She handed me her tooth and asked me to hold it so she could swim.
also, the amount of semen in my carpet right now is unforgivable...
So then I proceeded to the kitchen to make my "specialty," which consisted of a frozen veggie burger topped with peanut butter. I guess he ate it too.
I cried singing "call me maybe" on the way home from the bar. What the fuck
It's amazing to think about how many Obama victory sex babies are being prevented by Obamacare free contraception.
For a pair of gay men you destroy a lot of vagina.
"What's your dick like homie" is not really an acceptable thing to say out loud
He's so sweet...I can't see him enjoying that I got injured during sex.
wait. i have to tell u something. and it has nothing to do with dildos or spiders
all I want for my birthday is booze and sex toys. don't bother calling if neither of those are included.
Let's just say if my bucket list had "fngered in the middle of a club by a complete stranger while being sprayed by UV paint" then that is well and truly ticked off.
I just had a morning three-some with marijuana and a detachable shower-head
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