last week i woke up at this guys house...this week i woke up at his ex girlfriends
It's like sexual therapy. We hooked up. And now were talking about our recent breakups.
Emoooo
So there is this guy preaching the word of God outside our club. I went up to him and said, "God made this body, and he made it for premarital sex." Sup, Hell?
i was concerned for your health after you took your "last shot" four times...
Not even drunk me wanted to have sex with him. I kept intentionally hitting my head on the table behind me during sex till he said i was too drunk for sex.
Almost propositioned sex in exchange for a study guide for my final tomorrow.
I'm just here to guide your spirit, avoiding herpes is on you though
Just took last nights make up off with a sock. That hungover.
Ah. Hot spring. Infinitely less skeevy than a hot tub. These North Carolinian dudes are all class.
He made the moves first, we made out...then we folded his laundry.
You were silly, high, and chewing on things.
If you feel frisky later I have a cowboy hat that would look great on you naked...
Who is this......
what do you mean he's functionally heterosexual
Can you please come in my room and pour water in my mouth? Too hungover to move. btw who is this guy in my bed? Can't see his face. Cute?
So I lost my dignity between the strip club and your penis...
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