He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
I wish they made portable blow up dolls for girls.
It's called a dildo, genius. Go to sleep.
i have a real life question, do ur boyfriends pretend to be vampires ever?
I just fucked 3 marines at the same time...how did you celebrate veterans day?
You should've stopped drinking when you started asking people for bites of tequila.
Its a bummer that corporate america doesn't believe in $2 u call its on a Sunday night
If I don't come back from Italy with aids I did somethign wrong
If I am going to pay someone to make me puke, it's going to be the bartender.
All i'm saying is it doesn't matter how drunk you were, at 26 years of age you should always remember to take down you pants before you shit in the toilet
So many gingers... It's like a beacon went out that said "this one is ok with red hair"
Don't be embarrassed its me, I've licked your taint.
Did you clean his pubes up off the table yet?
Well 1) stay calm 2) stay safe 3) drink more
No, I'm not a heathen. You two are the heathens, I'm the whore.
That's true. Ask me when I'm not fucked up. Nvm hold on. Btw. Wikipedia dinosaur. It's fascinating
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