you kept say ridiculous things then repeating them in perfect classical latin. You are onee intelligent drunk
Rooting for you and your team in the Beer Olympics this afternoon...! Love you, Mom
He just said he wasn't going to drink on Saturday because he was drinking on Thursday and Friday...we need new friends.
Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
Don't remember much from last night, but I recall slipping you the tounge. For that I apologize
I sent her 8 pictures of my dick in a baked potato. Not sure how I thought that would get me laid later.
You would be my first round pick for a drinking team
Thanks, girl! That means a lot. I can't wait to share my jail stories with you over salad and cupcakes.
That's why we don't trade sex for Taco Bell. It's called the dollar menu.
Happy cinco de mayo!! Puke filled sombrero in the lawn needs to be picked up and whos never punched my fence boards in half needs to replace those by the way the owner of those panties (see attached photo) anytime you wanna cum over;-) hiii!
I have a boner in one of my pics with her which no one noticed.
She definitely peed in a bucket in their closet last night. We should warn them about that, right?
I just met a stripper in the light of day who I ate a candy bikini off her body. This is how my weekend is going.
He put his number in my phone as Steve handsome
I let a drunk straight girl spank me with a metal paddle at the bar tonight. Remind me to never do that again.
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