im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
take it from a girl who woke up with a girl in her bed... you were not that drunk.
ever seen your mom drunk enough to lick your face? i have
I can't believe I'm wasting this thong on a guy in a sweater vest.
She threw up in the hot tub how's your night
I think I just fucked my first person born during the Clinton administration
she drove 3 hrs one way just to sleep with me. I felt bad complaining about paying for condoms.
I either just got free sex or a nice jail sentence. Text me in 10 to verify.
We just reached that moment of the night when you start making cookie quesadillas. Party on Wayne
I remember fighting the chubby dude and the bouncer put me in the full Nelson. Woke up this morning with a dislocated shoulder. We need to finish the rest of this beer though
Thought I was doing makeup today for a photo shoot for a short film. WRONG. Try I'm on the set for a Fucking Sci-Fi PORN.
my human sexuality class is the only class where the porn i watch the night before is relevant to the discussion the next day
Once again, marijuana saves me from going to jail
His phone started ringing when we were pulled over and he said 'hold on, this is most likely more important than you', proceeded to answer it and agree to work sunday, then hung up, looked at the cop and told him to continue.
I'm still drunk, my mom is throwing up, and there is a random Irish guy out getting our house breakfast right now. Wednesday's are my bitch.
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