Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
I had a talk with my mom about respecting myself and not acting like a whore so she will rip my nose ring out if she somehow sees that picture
I got oddly confused when she started talking in third person in bed.
Not only did I see you last night, you had me help you meet women by convincing them you were deaf and only I understood your sign language
the best days in LIFE are when you realize you arent pregnant
He's like the houdini of condoms. I never even realized he put one on before we fucked. he's magical.
it got awkward when the only couple not hooking up was just watching..
Are you scared? I basically plan on us looking like giant drunk skittles
He insisted that I looked like Kiefer Sutherland, told me he didn't know what to do about it, then hugged me awkwardly.
It's only Tuesday and I just measured and checked to see if my 6'5 Friday booty call will fit in the back of my jeep comfortably.
I got really high and googled the history of Amish people for like an hour.
so I found out I could dislocate my shoulders on demand while I was trippin on e last night...
Watching Supernatural does more for me sexually than the physical encounters with 90% of the men in my life.
I think my fortune cookie is telling me I give good blowjobs.
You can call me ugly and you can call me fat,but don't you EVER say my meme game is weak.
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