I'll let you put expensive food in me, but really, not much else.
Yeah I guess I was Pocahontus. If she were a trifling drunk who hung out in her undies, with possible brain damage.
If she's not going to maintain the upkeep of her vag then I'm not going to pay the rent of being her boyfriend
hanging on that rope, lady gaga looks exactly like a used tampon
all i know is that if they can hide that much blood in her outfit, they definitely could have hid a penis
I'm using process of elimination to determine which of our neighbors i fucked last night.
Life is so much better when you know you're gonna get laid soon.
I mean if she was naked in my room I would talk to her
My kindergarten teacher served me... All coming full circle
and let me tell you something, handcuffs are surprisingly uncomfortable when they arent being used in a sexual manner
It's official. This guy and I are going gay for each other. We're tasting the fucking rainbow.
Sidenote: do you recall your "give me the d" chant
Forgot my sound was off and didnt even realize it until halfway through because I thought I could hear it. I think high me just narrated half a clip of adventure time
I am at Brians in a pirate costume, what the hell am I thinking
I heard drunk is the new sober. I heard me say that. To a cop. Can you come get me??
You ever fart so hard it made you cum a little? A "friend of mine" wanted to know.
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