Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(205): View more from Alabama

it took everything i had not to yell out "your name means death in german!"

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(570): View more from Pennsylvania

"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?

(609): View more from New Jersey

Haha how much did you smoke

(570): View more from Pennsylvania

4 feet of smokeee!

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(713): View more from Texas

Is it wrong that the only reason I'd want Savannah in my wedding party is to watch her whore around and drink?

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(612): View more from Minnesota

Going to jail. Warrant. Be home late. For the love of god turn your ringer on.

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(252): View more from North Carolina

A total of 3 guys left my apartment this morning. That was my first clue to my black out endeavors last night. Gotta love wine Wednesdays.

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