my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
that girl looks like she smells like hot dog water...
I plan on offering nudes to any guy that wants to give me notes from the past five weeks of class
I have your camera. You have 35 naked pictures of me. you're welcome.
I just remember getting him back by licking the window on his truck.
It's an open bar on a yacht... I'm going to drown.
She's more than welcome to come too, so long as she has gotten over that me being responsible for the death of her cat thing.
You had me sold at "fucking you down the slide"
You know I found it really difficult to find a full lenght picture for the egg donor site where I wasn't holding any alcohol...
I was wasted and the time changed. I blame the male strippers.
I tore the muscle in my left calf at the gym and still spent all evening in heels. UNSTOPPABLE!
How is it that I, the only one that didn't drink last night, was the only one puking out the car window?
Banging to Billy Joel pandora is like russian roulette. But I made him cum to Let It Be so I we both walked away victors
I don't care if his family has ties to the mafia, you go over there, ride his dick until it breaks off, put his dick back on, and keep on riding. Lather, rinse, repeat.
Thanks for the support, sis.
Andddddd I'm drunk
Andddddd it's Tuesday
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