Facials are how you say "I love you" in porn star.
I think this dress is screaming I want a birthday 3some with two moderately attractive guys. I hope.
Wow, Pearl Harbor and The Notebook are on. Its like the Im going to kill myself marathon.
Mowing drunk should be an olympic sport...
it's like i need an invisible sign across my boobs that says "DOESN'T HAVE DADDY ISSUES" that only old men can see
Why doesn't he get that I would rather give him blow jobs than be in a relationship?
mary just dropped the yahtzee dice in her wine. and shes throwin em like shes on a craps table.
hahahaha slap the bag.
uh, 3 redbulls and 400mg of caffeine pills and i still feel like life is in slowmotion..lets not take tranquilizers again.
More importantly this is sex weather and i am striking out
I will keep you posted and someday if we daydrink teach you how to do a footjob
Someone has big plans this weekend. Just went to throw away the trash and saw packaging for 3 different vibrators on the top of the stack
Do you ever just feel the storm building inside of you that tells you you're ready for a giant indiscriminate fuckfest?
You know it's a good night when the word slut is imprinted on your ass and your hands smell like lube.
I wear drunk well.
so horny i almost want to text him..and then i remember the restraining order i have against him
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