Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
My cock was attacked by outdoor plants
it is 7:54 and i am surrounded by drunk old people. drunk enough that my grandmother and her friend just compared boobs. as in, shirts off, bras coming down. save me.
id pay someone 5 dollars to tell me whos house im at right now. comfy couch though
I'm sorry about your car but on a brighter note I did wake up in my dorm. That's something right?
Fuck you.
Mattress luging...It's a long story.
Definitely almost got hit in the face with a baby
I just realized. my grades aren't ready for st patties day...
Our brains have an emergency blowjob override switch. You saw proof tonight.
I got pulled into the conversation by "she sleeps with everybody" then "she" involved sleeping with "cocks the size of a viva burrito"
I found your Halloween costume. I think you shit yourself last night
Apparently getting a blow job in the mens room from the bar owners daughter will get you kicked out.
I've come to the conclusion that Jesus and 2013 are haters.
He started making out with my boobs. I didn't know whether to be proud of my boobs or ashamed of my mouth.
No, and she still hasn't answered me...I get a whole series of text messages about Guatemalan anal bleaching but no fucking answer to my question.
Randomize
