I don't remember her name, but I do remember yelling at her from the balcony of the hotel room during her walk of shame.
Wasted on the beach. There's children everywhere. A six year old girl even stood over me with her hands on her waist looking down on me as I was passing out by the water
doing laundry. just found my fishnets from Friday. the ENTIRE crotch is torn out. guess that answers the "did we have sex in the cab" question.....
He just told me the blow job I gave him was like a journey
Apprently after I bit that bouncer, it all went down hill.
That is NOT what pussyfooting around means. Try that again with your toe and I break it off.
....I feel like you are deciding whether or not I'm good enough for you based on what I ordered from Chipotle.
no, you don't understand how much people deal here. All I had to say was "hey lets buy a bag" and he pulled over instantly, then the randoms in the car behind us pulled over and sold us a bag.
I am going to be so excited tomorrow when I find this box of crayons in my purse
His mom finally got over her shame and smoked a bowl with us. Merry Christmas to all aka me.
If it makes you feel any better they literally are drinking alcohol out of a toilet. They are serving drinks out of a nasty ass toilet...!
He's such a neat freak that he started making the bed while I was still laying on it naked. He succeed in case you were wondering.
Well, personally I like to keep my blackmail in well organised folders.
it wasnt that bad
you tried to climb into my fireplace while screaming TO DIAGON ALLEY! we didnt even watch harry potter. it was bad
I think I came out of my blackout as I was ordering wine from the private wedding reception.
Randomize
