Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
I vaguely remember telling people they were not trash cans
do you ever just like the smell of your farts?
I just saw a homeless guy on rollerblades; I don't think I've ever felt sorrier for someone in my life.
I'm pretty sure God is rooting for me with this two gf thing
i just sold back the books i vomitted on
Judging by the crutches in the living room I take it you two are fine and we aren't going out tonight?
I'm soaked in beer, and I think blood. Why did we think we could tap a keg with a hammer?
Freedom, beauty, truth, and love to all. I also probably have syphilis
It was incredible. For as long as I live, I will gladly drop whatever I'm doing and spend a night with her face between my legs ANY time she asks.
I am decidedly straight, but I'll write it into my wedding vows if I have to.
I'm so confused as to where the sexual euphemisms end and the drinking starts
He's so vague sometimes. Like dude, we've been friends for 3 years. I don't need you to be vague, I need you to be inside of my vagina.
I was looking at your nipple and it made me think of you
Well I hope so...
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