Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
Is it wrong that im more embaressed about the karoke than the toplessness?
So I've been to the library twice so far. Both times were for the atm, and once I was stoned. Junior year is going great.
2nd night home for break and we had to call the fire department to keep the house from burning down. At this rate I'll be lucky to see you next semester.
Dude in front of me just jumped out of line at Starbucks to go puke. Vegas in prime form.
Found my underwear in a solo cup. That about sums up this weekend.
Why am I getting texts saying are you ready for this butthole? Help
Evvvvvveryone knows we hooked up in the DJ booth. People call it the BJ booth now. I've created a legacy
Wait do you remember that guy last night asking to use my nose ring to open his beer.......
Never drinking again. Maybe, if our boss gave us more 3-day weekends we would know how to handle ourselves. That was a shit show.
so I may or may not have had intense sex to mozart's greatest hits on vinyl... I don't know if I should be proud or just really disappointed in my nerdness
I'm going to need to invest in some knee pads if I keep having nights like tonight
He makes bad life choices and drives a wagon, how is that not my type?
My vagina measures dicks. It's accurate to the half inch.
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