So does your leg always twitch violently when someone plays with your clitoris? Or has my ten years of piano playing finally paid off?
So I've come to the conclusion that I would cry if I had an ugly baby.
im at that stage where all she has to do is cough or something and it pisses me off
you assured me you'd make it home safe because your pizza rolls were waiting up for you.
Yeaaah, so cabbie laughed at me, and said, "rough nite? Let me find you some music" . apparently OPP is the appropriate ride of shame soundtrack.
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
Woke up in my own bed with a "New Years Eve 2011" bar bracelet on. Both of these things confuse me.
i didnt think "maybe you should take over" was a good thing to say when i couldnt get it up
I found your doppelganger. same hair, eyes, personality, catch phrases, and penis. it was mind-boggeling.
Dude. Photoshop a Santa hat on your mug shot and send it as your Christmas cards.
Why would you keep yourself in a sharting situation
I found condoms in the back yard from you and your boyfriend. My house isnt a motel
There are twenty eight units in that building. There has to be at least one heterosexual in it. You can't have fucked your way through all of it.
I still dont see how i drunkenly impressed your mom
It's bullshittery. It's asshattery. It's complete fuckery at its finest.
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