Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
I knew we should have skipped class earlier, my lab partner is drunk from last night and making up his own experiments.
my mom told me that she didn't count me in the census because im a waste of life anyway.
how do I tell the students with a crush on me, that yes, I am open to receiving blowjobs in exchange for grades?
you cant just puke in an arbys and not order food. thatd be rude.
check off brunette on the list of girls tht hit me with there cars and then fucked me later
Well my dad thinks I wake up at 3 or 4 am every day. Really it is just all the booty calls, but I'm glad he thinks I am so motivated
That accounts for only three of the penises
Told some guy to hold your weave while you "tried" to kick his girlfriends ass...
She looks well worn, presumably from a cavalcade of penis.
That sounds promising. I'm twerking to human nature.
WOKE UP NEXT TO A PLATE OF MEATBALLS HAPPY MONDAY
She had sex with a starfish painted on her face. Thank you Halloween
Well, personally I like to keep my blackmail in well organised folders.
So I FINALLY get to start out a story, "So there I was, naked except for a toboggan hat and handcuffs..."
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